A book on cheap paper does not convince. It is not prized, it is like a wheezy doctor with pigtail tobacco breath, who needs a manicure.

When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn't count. You just believe, and the more your believe the more do you plume yourself that fear and faith are superior to science and seeing.

This will never be a civilized country until we spend more money for books than we do for chewing gum.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares

One great, strong, unselfish soul in every community would actually redeem the world.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.