When you once attribute effects to the will of a personal God, you have let in a lot of little gods and evils - then sprites, fairies, dryads, naiads, witches, ghosts and goblins, for your imagination is reeling, riotous, drunk, afloat on the flotsam of superstition. What you know then doesn't count. You just believe, and the more your believe the more do you plume yourself that fear and faith are superior to science and seeing.

I believe it is possible that I shall make other creeds, and change this one, or add to it, from time to time, as new light may come to me.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Fences are made for those who cannot fly.

Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.

It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.