I believe the Universe is planned for good.

A failure is a man who has blundered, but is not able to cash in the experience.

I rather like the World. The Flesh is pleasing and the Devil does not trouble me.

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.

Christianity supplies a Hell for the people who disagree with you and a Heaven for your friends.

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer.

It does not take much strength to do things, but it requires great strength to decide on what to do.