One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.
Time is an eternal guest that banquets on our ideals and bodies.
A retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.
When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.
We find what we expect to find, and we receive what we ask for.
History: gossip well told.