An executive is one who makes an immediate decision and is sometimes right

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.

Souls are made of dawn-stuff and starshine.

When certain unmarried men, who had lost their capacity to sin, sat indoors, breathing bad air, and passed resolutions about what was right and what wrong, making rules for the guidance of the people, instead of trusting to the natural, happy instincts of the individual, they ushered in the Dark Ages. These are the gentlemen who blocked human evolution absolutely for a thousand years.

Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.