To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

I would rather have a big burden and a strong back, than a weak back and a caddy to carry life's luggage.

The Great Man is a man who lives a long way off.

The stupidity of one brain multiplied by twelve.

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

Strong men can always afford to be gentle. Only the weak are intent on giving as good as they get.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.