To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time.

The cure for grief is motion.

Let a man once see himself as others see him, and all enthusiasm vanishes from his heart.

Politicians regard the public as a cow to be milked

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.