The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.
Elbert HubbardA retentive memory may be a good thing, but the ability to forget is the true token of greatness.
Elbert HubbardThe happiness of this life depends less on what befalls you than the way in which you take it.
Elbert HubbardSome men can get results if kindly encouraged, but give me the kind that do things in spite of hell.
Elbert HubbardIf you work for a man, in heavens name work for him! If he pays you wages that supply you your bread and butter, work for him speak well of him, think well of him, stand by him and stand by the institution he represents. I think if I worked for a man I would work for him. I would not work for him a part of the time, and the rest of the time work against him. I would give an undivided service or none. If put to the pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
Elbert Hubbard