As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.
One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.
Every man should have a college education in order to show him how little the thing is really worth.
Blessed is the man who has found someone to do his work.
Lovers are fools, but Nature makes them so.