If pleasures are greatest in anticipation, just remember that this is also true of trouble.

The hundred-point man is one who is true to every trust; who keeps his word; who is loyal to the firm that employs him; who does not listen for insults nor look for slights; who carries a civil tongue in his head; who is polite to strangers without being fresh; who is considerate toward servants; who is moderate in his eating and drinking; who is willing to learn; who is cautious and yet courageous.

Orthodoxy: That peculiar condition where the patient can neither eliminate an old idea nor absorb a new one.

The newspapers print what the people want, and thus does the savage still swing his club and flourish his spear.

Writers seldom write the things they think. They simply write the things they think other folks think they think.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Unleash your TRAVEL BEAST .... explore the world. It's time to begin your next adventure! No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one.