Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists in not exceeding the limit.
To know the great men dead is compensation for having to live with the mediocre.
If there is any better way to teach virtue than by practicing it, I do not know it.
If you can't answer a man's arguments, all is not lost; you can still call him vile names.
Orthodoxy is a corpse that doesn't know it's dead.
Natural joy brings no headaches and no heartaches.