Morality is the thing upon which your friends smile, and immorality is the thing upon which they frown
The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel.
In order to have friends, you must first be one.
Man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he is.
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.
The mintage of wisdom is to know that rest is rust, and that real life is love, laughter, and work.