Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true.

God looked upon His work and saw that it was good. That is where the clergy take issue with him.

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.

The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

A person may be very secretive and yet have no secrets.

Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.