As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

Some men can get results if kindly encouraged, but give me the kind that do things in spite of hell.

Good health! Whenever you go out of doors, draw the chin in, carry the crown of your head high, and fill the lungs to the utmost; drink in sunshine; greet your friends with a smile, and put soul into every handclasp. Do not fear being misunderstood and never waste a minute thinking about your enemies.

The art of winning in business is in working hard - not taking things too seriously.

The newspapers print what the people want, and thus does the savage still swing his club and flourish his spear.

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you've already made one mistake.