As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

Your enemy is one who misunderstands you; why should you not rise above the fog and see his error and respect him for the good qualities you find in him?

Happiness is a habit—cultivate it.

Success is the most natural thing in the world. The person who does not succeed has placed himself in opposition to the laws of the Universe.

Rivalry is the life of trade, and the death of the trader.

Theology is an attempt to explain a subject by men who do not understand it. The intent is not to tell the truth but to satisfy the questioner.

Not only does beauty fade, but it leaves a record upon the face as to what became of it.