The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods.

A good front is half the battle in love or war.

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.

Where much is expected from an individual, he may rise to the level of events and make the dream come true.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

Would you make men better - set them an example. The millenium will never come until governments cease from governing, and the meddler is at rest.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.