I will gladly lecture for fifty dollars, but I'll not be a guest for less than a hundred.

Good health! Whenever you go out of doors, draw the chin in, carry the crown of your head high, and fill the lungs to the utmost; drink in sunshine; greet your friends with a smile, and put soul into every handclasp. Do not fear being misunderstood and never waste a minute thinking about your enemies.

If you have health, you probably will be happy, and if you have health and happiness, you have all the wealth you need, even if it is not all you want.

The great man is not so great as folks think, and the dull man is not quite so stupid as he seems. The difference in our estimates of men lies in the fact that one individual is able to get his goods into the show-window, and the other is not aware that he has any show-window or any goods.

What boy well raised can compare with your street gamin who has the knowledge and the shrewdness of a grown-up broker.

Die, v.: To stop sinning suddenly.

We are not punished for our sins, but by them.