In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.

A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.

Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.

Be patient with the boys - you are dealing with soul-stuff.

Give us a religion that will help us to live - we can die without assistance.

Be pleasant until ten o'clock in the morning and the rest of the day will take care of itself.