Theology, by diverting the attention of men from this life to another, and by endeavoring to coerce all men into one religion, constantly preaching that this world is full of misery, but the next world would be beautiful - or not, as the case may be - has forced on men the thought of fear where otherwise there might have been the happy abandon of nature.

An American religion: Work, play, breathe, bathe, study, live, laugh, and love.

God is good, there is no devil but fear.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.

I would rather be able to appreciate things I can not have than to have things I am not able to appreciate.

Wise Man: One who sees the storm coming before the clouds appear.