One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

The woman who cannot tell a lie in defense of her husband, is unworthy of the name of wife.

One thing is sure, there are just two respectable ways to die. One is of old age, and the other is by accident.

Parties who want milk should not seat themselves on a stool in the middle of the field in hope that the cow will back up to them.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

Genius is the ability to act rightly without precedent - the power to do the right thing the first time.