A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success.

Prison is a Socialist paradise where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.

A college degree does not lessen the length of your ears; it only conceals it.

Success is the most natural thing in the world. The person who does not succeed has placed himself in opposition to the laws of the Universe.

Enthusiasm is like having two right hands.

If you work for a man, in heavens name work for him! If he pays you wages that supply you your bread and butter, work for him speak well of him, think well of him, stand by him and stand by the institution he represents. I think if I worked for a man I would work for him. I would not work for him a part of the time, and the rest of the time work against him. I would give an undivided service or none. If put to the pinch, an ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.

If you want work well done, select a busy man - the other kind has no time.