Success is the most natural thing in the world. The person who does not succeed has placed himself in opposition to the laws of the Universe.

One can endure sorrow alone, but it takes two to be glad.

Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.

Theology, by diverting the attention of men from this life to another, and by endeavoring to coerce all men into one religion, constantly preaching that this world is full of misery, but the next world would be beautiful - or not, as the case may be - has forced on men the thought of fear where otherwise there might have been the happy abandon of nature.

Success is voltage under control-keeping one hand on the transformer of your Kosmic Kilowatts.

True life lies in laughter, love and work.