Dignity is a mask we wear to hide our ignorance.

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

Strong men can always afford to be gentle. Only the weak are intent on giving as good as they get.

Insomnia never comes to a man who has to get up exactly at six o'clock. Insomnia troubles only those who can sleep any time.

It is easy to get everything you want, provided you first learn to do without the things you cannot get.

History: gossip well told.