Respectability is the dickey on the bosom of civilization.

Souls are made of dawn-stuff and starshine.

Fences are made for those who cannot fly.

Academic education is the act of memorizing things read in books, and things told by college professors who got their education mostly by memorizing things read in books.

The trouble with many married people is that they are trying to get more out of marriage than there is in it.

The average man plays to the gallery of his own self-esteem.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.