Human service is the highest form of self-interest for the person who serves.
Give us a religion that will help us to live - we can die without assistance.
Self-control is the ability to restrain a laugh at the wrong place.
A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.
Religions are many and diverse, but reason and goodness are one.
One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.