Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Little minds are interested in the extraordinary; great minds in the commonplace.

The home is a tryst-the place where we retire and shut the world out.

In a state of nature, the weakest go to the wall; in a state of over-refinement, both the weak and the strong go to the gutter.

Pessimist: One who has been intimately acquainted with an Optimist.

Every man who speaks out loud and clear is tinting the "Zeitgeist." Every man who expresses what he honestly thinks is true is changing the Spirit of the Times. Thinkers help other people to think, for they formulate what others are thinking. No person writes or thinks alone--thought is in the air, but its expression is necessary to create a tangible Spirit of the Times.

When trouble comes, wise men take to their work; weak men take to the woods.