Football: A sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture.

Most reformers wore rubber boots and stood on glass when God sent a current of Commonsense through the Universe.

In a state of nature, the weakest go to the wall; in a state of over-refinement, both the weak and the strong go to the gutter.

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.

Why not be a top-notcher? A top-notcher is simply an individual who works for the institution of which he is a part, not against it.

Strength comes from solitude, a waiting, a communion with the best in us, which is at one with the divine spark.

Two-thirds of all preachers, doctors and lawyers are hanging on to the coat tails of progress, shouting, whoa! while a good many of the rest are busy strewing banana peels along the line of march.