Time is an illusion-to orators.

The finest friendships are between those who can do without each other.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

Writers seldom write the things they think. They simply write the things they think other folks think they think.

The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.

Public opinion is the judgment of the incapable many opposed to that of the discerning few.

Punishment - The justice that the guilty deal out to those that are caught.