No matter how long you live, die young.

Progress needs the brakeman, but the brakeman should not spend all his time putting on the brakes.

Heaven: The Coney Island of the Christian imagination.

A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other... until death do them join.

What people need and what they want may be very different.... Teachers are those who educate the people to appreciate the things they need.

It does not make much difference what a person studies-all knowledge is related, and the man who studies anything, if he keeps at it, will be learned.

Opportunities for education should be within the reach of every individual, not for the lucky few.