The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.

Reason: The arithmetic of the emotions.

The only way to retain love is to give it away.

The cure for grief is motion.

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before.

The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.

Not only does beauty fade, but it leaves a record upon the face as to what became of it.