In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done is quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.
A person may be very secretive and yet have no secrets.
When a man sends you an impudent letter, sit right down and give it back to him with interest ten times compounded, and then throw both letters in the wastebasket.
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
Polygamy: An endeavour to get more out of life than there is in it
Woman's inaptitude for reasoning has not prevented her from arriving at truth; nor has man's ability to reason prevented him from floundering in absurdity.