The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture.

Morality is the thing upon which your friends smile, and immorality is the thing upon which they frown

It may happen sometimes that a long debate becomes the cause of a longer friendship. Commonly, those who dispute with one another at last agree.

Don't lose faith in humanity; think of all the people in the United States who have never played you a single nasty trick.

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood.

As a career, the business of an orthodox preacher is about as successful as that of a celluloid dog chasing an asbestos cat through hell.

Give us a religion that will help us to live - we can die without assistance.