In order to have friends, you must first be one.
Man, like Deity, creates in his own image.
A woman will doubt everything you say except it be compliments to herself.
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
Not only does beauty fade, but it leaves a record upon the face as to what became of it.
The man who doesn't relax and hoot a few hoots voluntarily, now and then, is in great danger of hooting hoots and standing on his head for the edification of the pathologist and trained nurse, a little later on.