A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, it's the facial expression, you laugh. The laugh doesn't wear off. It could be with you for thirty years.

I always feel that there's no violence in a movie - it's not real, it's a magic trick. Nobody is really dying. In fact, the people that die in my movies have gone on to become extremely successful!

Lucio Fulci is such a massively underrated director. Everyone knows him as the Godfather of Gore.

I think filmmakers, in general... There are some awesome, really great filmmakers - but on the whole, filmmakers, actors, I think they are the biggest bunch of whiny, over-paid babies on the planet.

Much of my youth was spent in the parking lot or inside a Dunkin' Donuts.

I have a strong art-history background.

I've always dreamed of having a year-round haunted house.