There was really only one person who - and I remember to this day - he was a fireman, and he said, "You'll never know what you'll do when you're in a fire." Everyone else was like: "I don't care; I would have saved my children; I could have done it. Even if I was asleep I would have woken up and saved my children." But the fireman said, "You never know what's going to happen unless you're in there."

Oh, cold world -- I have grown so weary of you and all your horrible bathrooms.

Maybe it's just me but I would suspect that a man trying to impress a woman would be more likely to bring out the steak - "I killed this for you, now I'm grilling it for you."

In a world of disorder and disaster and fraud, sometimes only beauty can be trusted.

Our relationship now thoroughly ruined, with even civility destroyed between us, all I wanted anymore was the door.

Who will ever kiss this encyclopedia of a head?

I think it's unfortunate that there exists only one path in America to complete social legitimacy, and that is marriage. I think, for instance, that it would be far easier for Americans to elect a black president or a female president than an unmarried president.