I will give you the sun and the rain, and if they are not available, I will give you a sun check and a rain check.
Elizabeth GilbertHow could two people who were so in love not end up happily ever after? It had to work. Didn’t it?
Elizabeth GilbertMost of humanity, he said, have eyes that are so caked shut with the dust of deception they will never see the truth, no matter who tries to help them.
Elizabeth GilbertThere's a wonderful old Italian joke about a poor man who goes to church every day and prays before the statue of a great saint,'Dear saint-please, please, please...give me the grace to win the lottery.' This lament goes on for months. Finally the exasperated statue come to life, looks down at the begging man and says in weary disgust,'My son-please, please, please...buy a ticket.
Elizabeth Gilbert