Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready, you start trying, and gadamn I feel like trying right now.

Haven't you picked up on the irony of life by now? Things only just happen when you're not ready. When you're ready, you start trying, and gadamn I feel like trying right now.

I write because I must. It's not a choice or a pastime, it's an unyielding calling and my passion.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned my whole life, time and age are but an illusion.

Only three types of people tell the truth: Kids, the drunk, and the angry.