It is bad enough that people are dying of AIDS, but no one should die of ignorance.
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not.
Maggie the cat is alive. I'm alive.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
Michael Jackson is one of the most normal people I know.
Big girls need big diamonds.