When you're fat, the world is divided into two groups - people who bug you and people who leave you alone. The funny thing is, supporters and saboteurs exist in either camp.

Thanks Darling for the beautiful flowers and all the prayers. Now can you just get my puppy past security?

I don't love acting; I love chocolate.

It's not the having, it's the getting.

Judaism had absolutely nothing to do with my past marriage to Mike [Todd] or my upcoming marriage to Eddie Fisher, both of whom were Jewish. It was something I had wanted to do for a long time.

I believe in the difference between men and women. In fact, I embrace the difference.

When women stops blushing, she has lost the most powerful weapon of charm.