You can always avert throwing yourself in front of an oncoming train. There is something that just pulls you away - and it has pulled me away, because I'm not dead yet - just at the brink of impact. Sometimes I have been really grazed by that train.
Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick, and pull yourself together.
If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!
Success is a great deodorant. It takes away all your past smells.
I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?
On Michael Jackson and child stardom: He had one of the worst childhoods ever. I think I had the second.