You can be fat and still be sexy . It all depends on how you feel about yourself

You can't cry on a diamond's shoulder, and diamonds won't keep you warm at night, but they're sure fun when the sun shines.

I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities.

The beauty of fragrance is that it speaks to your heart and hopefully someone else's.

I never planned to acquire a lot of jewels or a lot of husbands. For me, life happened, just as it does for anyone else.

Seems like we always spend the best part of our time just saying goodbye.

I know I'm vulgar, but would you have me any other way?