Usually, I wear tennis shoes because my feet are flat, and it hurts to wear anything other than shoes that are cushiony.

The legend goes that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland. I was thinking... that must be hard to put all the tiny seatbelts on all the snakes.

It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me.

No, we can't be friends. You're my mom. You're what i talk to my friends about.

You're never too old to play. You're only too old for low-rise jeans.

We use only 10% of our brains... Imagine how smart we would be if we used the other 60%!

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.