You talk to some people who are opposed to same sex marriage, and they'll say, 'If we allow that, what's next? Will people want to marry animals?'...You have to wonder about people who go straight to that idea --- and they think WE'RE weird!
Ellen DeGeneresYou know that song that asks, "Why do fools fall in love?"? I think the obvious answer is because they're fools.
Ellen DeGeneresPeople give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?
Ellen DeGeneres