It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.
Ellen DeGeneresAll of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour.
Ellen DeGeneres