Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.

I'm sure there's somebody out there who doesn't like Betty White because she's short and has white hair.

People give me such a hard time because I don't wear dresses. What's that got to do with anything?

What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.

It feels good. Kinda like when you have to shut your computer down, just sometimes when it goes crazy, you just shut it down and when you turn it on, it's okay again. That's what meditation is to me.

I look at anything in nature and how things work - the stars, the pyramids - and I can't imagine that there's not some kind of design to it all. There's got to be something big that we don't understand. I do believe in Jesus. I believe in being good to one another. Life is about spending our time here contributing and not taking away. That's my faith.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.