I don't think I remember my first memory.

I won't have a hard time being brutally honest. But I won't be mean. You don't have to be mean to be honest.

Do you feel insecure because you keep getting the nagging feeling that you're not that smart? Well, I've got good news for you, my friend. You have no need to be insecure. That nagging feeling is absolutely right on target. You are not that smart. But I have more good news for you. You are also not alone.

We stock up on popcorn and candy like we're crossing the Sierras, don't we? I'll have a couple of soft pretzels, a hot dog, Milk Duds, Snocaps. Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? You don't have a barrel or anything like that? Do you have a donkey or a pack mule or anything? - Oh, and a Diet Coke.

Our flaws are what makes us human. If we can accept them as part of who we are, they really don't even have to be an issue.

True beauty is not related to what color your hair is or what color your eyes are. True beauty is about who you are as a human being, your principles, your moral compass.

Do we have to know who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive?