You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.
Ellen DeGeneresI hate having to do small talk. I'd rather talk about deep subjects. I'd rather talk about meditation, or the world, or the trees or animals, than small, inane, you know, banter.
Ellen DeGeneresMy dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not
Ellen DeGeneres