There's always time to do things that you're passionate about. ... If my name helps get something out there that I believe in then I am going to produce it. ... Design is really my true love.

You have to have funny faces and words, you can't just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that's why it's hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.

...To be honest, I'd be the last person who should be doling out gardeinng advice. I don't have the patience for growing things. Yes, I realize there's nothing quite as satisfying as eating food that you've pulled up from the ground and that's why, at the height of the planting season, I bury cans of tomato soup in my backyard and dig them up in late spring.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.

You say you're sick and tired of hearing about me? I've got news for you: I'M sick and tired of hearing about me.

I watch people's behavior and notice things. I think that's why I became a comedian. I notice how stupid the things we do are.