It was so important for me to lose everything, because I found out what the most important thing is, which is to be true to yourself.
Ellen DeGeneresThe only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.
Ellen DeGeneresYou know how you always expect someone to think the same as you and then your like, really shocked when they don't? Like when it's a cold day and you turn to the person next to you and say, 'Its so cold, aren't you cold?' and then they say 'no.' It's kinda like, 'what, are you a communist?'
Ellen DeGeneres...we should be grateful for them because without our familyโthe ancestors we descend from, the cousins we see once a year, the loves our lives we see every dayโlife is pretty boring.
Ellen DeGeneresYou listen to any monologue on late-night TV or just in general, to people talking, and there's always a joke at someone's expense. It's sarcasm; it's nasty. Kids grow up hearing that, and they think that's what humor is, and they think it's OK. But that negativity permeates the entire planet.
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