I see those picketers, and I think you know, if I weren't a loving, non-violent, spiritual person, I would really go over there and grab those signs and smash them over their heads and shove them up their asses. But...I'm a loving, spiritual person.

Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer.

Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

I have an amazing team, I have amazing producers, I have amazing writers, but at the end of it, it's me making the decisions on the writing, the tone, the editing.

Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better-looking penguin someday.

When people show me clothing that seems very, very feminine, it's hard for me to embrace that, because it just doesn't feel like me.