Some of the most devastating things that happen to you will teach you the most

I was doing stand-up at a restaurant and there was a chalkboard on the street out front. It said, Soup of the Day: Cream of Asparagus. Ellen DeGeneres.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important. It's hard to understand failure when you're going through it, but in the grand scheme of things it's good to fall down - not because you're drunk and not near stairs.

The sixties were when hallucinogenic drugs were really, really big. And I don't think it's a coincidence that we had the type of shows we had then, like The Flying Nun.

I don't think I remember my first memory.

The most important thing in your life is to live your life with integrity and to not give in to peer pressure to try to be something that you're not.

Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.