[Airline food] is the tiniest food I've ever seen in my entire life. Any kind of meat that you get - chicken, steak, anything - has grill marks on each side, like somehow we'll actually believe there's an open-flame grill in the front of the plane.

It always helps to think about other people instead of ourselves.

It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like.

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

I would love for the world to be happier.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing.