We went to lunch and were talking about procrastination and the waitress overheard us and she said, 'I have a problem with procrastination, too.' I said 'Really?... Get my sandwich.'

I'm sure men have their own ways of trying to demean one another, but women can be very gossipy and judgmental, and that doesn't help.

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

When you take risks you learn that there will be times when you succeed and there will be times when you fail, and both are equally important.

Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page: 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing! I don't know why she would just end it that way.

The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head.

Sometimes something being taken away from you is exactly what you need to take a look at yourself.